1. She mailed me a Simpsons-themed Father's Day card covered in Valentine's Day stickers with horrible puns on them, like a frog saying "You Are Ribbiting!" and a dog saying "Doggone Crazy For You!" It is approximately the cutest thing I have ever seen in my life.

2. The Father's Day card was wrapped in this:


( Read more... )

Bandslash, NC-17, ~2500 words. repressed!religious!Brendon/tempter!Gerard. Warning: mild voyeurism dubcon.

Thanks to zarathuse for the funniest drunken beta I have ever received, including a recommendation to title this "Prostatelytizing" and the following hilarious disclaimer: "I cannot promise that I dind a thorough grammr beta obviously. I’m pretty ( Read more... )

Bandslash, PG-13, ~1000 words. Frank/Gerard. Coda to "The Cruelty-Free Sausagefests of Pleathermouth Vegan Cafe". Warning: may cause cavities.

zarathuse, I am naught but a monkey smashing wildly away at my typewriter on your command. Even when your command is disgustingly fluffy cupcake-decorating fic that will ruin my hardass bandom reputation forever. ♥
( Read more... )

Bandslash, NC-17, ~3200 words. Frank/Gerard. Warning: orgasm denial. Title by projectyl, who has zero interest in bandslash but is always more than happy to donate a few brain cells to the cause of terrible punnery.

Written for zarathuse, who needs more sexually frustrated MCR boys in her life.

EDIT: Apparently Mikey wasn't on the Projekt Revolution tour? Oops ( Read more... )